Unique constellation of attributes

"Must Love Dogs" ran back to back tonight( I slept during the first run, surfed the web during the second run). John Cusack's character describes Diane Lane's character as a "unique constellation of attributes." I think I'm a unique constellation of attributes! Really, I do and really, I am.

All bundled within the constellation that is me is someone who, as my mother says, "will give anything a whirl." I've been a real estate broker, notary(insert my mom's laugh here), a train dispatcher, social worker(x4), substitute teacher, probation officer, drug counselor, waitress, business owner, errand runner. I may have left something out but moving on...

I like most animals, spicy food, wood burning fireplaces. I like to read, laugh and gossip. I dont like to be cold or to feel unwelcome. The airport is one of my favorite places. New Orleans is one of my favorite destinations. Gates BBQ(anything on the menu) and Pearl's Oyster Bar(the crab pan roast) in Kansas City are my favorite restaurants- I miss them when I come back to California. I like when IFC shows the blaxploitation films featuring Pam Grier.

I love funny men because my dad is a practical joker. Men who take themselves too seriously, especially those with no good damn reason, IRK me. Women too. I like my status as a "UCA."